Finally sold..................

Hi Gang,
Today we have a story about a guy who was a great salesman.
Bromo in Chicken Country calling the HOGS with a blonde 'thingy' before we meet the salesman.
Did you hear about the blonde that....Thought "Moby Dick" was a venereal disease.
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Finally Sold.....
When the store manager returned from lunch, he was shocked to see that his clerk's hand was bandaged. Before having the chance to ask him what had happened, the clerk had some really good news for him.
"Guess what?" the clerk said. "It finally happened. I sold that really ugly suit we've had for so long."
"Are you referring to that repulsive orange and brown, double-breasted thing?" asked the manager.
"That's the one, sir," replied the clerk.
"That's great!" exclaimed the manager. "I was afraid we'd never get rid of that horrid monstrosity! That had to have been the ugliest suit we've ever had! But, tell me, why is your hand bandaged?"
"Oh, that," the clerk replied. "Well, after I sold the guy the suit, his darn guide dog bit me!"
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From 10/8/03