Just passing along some of the good stuff!
The Texas reporter
Two boys are playing football at this park in a small town in Texas when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving the life of his friend.
A local sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. He tells the boy he's going to write the story and says, "I'll title it "Young Longhorn Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal.'"
But I'm not a Longhorn fan," the little hero replies".
"Sorry, since we're in Texas, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and he starts writing again. He asks " How does "Aggie Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack sound?"
"I'm not an Aggie fan either," the boy says. "Oh, I thought everyone in Texas was either for the Aggies or the Longhorns, What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.
"I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm an Arkansas Razorback fan, They're just the best!!!," the boy replies.
The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook, and writes:
"Little Redneck Bastard From Arkansas Kills Beloved Family Pet."