Today we visit with a Alabama Trooper.
Bromo in Chicken Country calling the HOGS with a blonde 'thingy' before we meet him.
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and
asked her what their names were? The blonde responded by saying that one
was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of
someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLOOOOOO," answered the blonde.. "They're WATCH DOGS
The Alabama Trooper
Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a state
trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the
driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with
The driver says, "Why'd you do that?"
The trooper says, "You're in Alabama, son. When I pull you over, you'll have
your license ready."
Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the
guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the
window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him with
The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"
The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true."
The passenger asks, "Huh?"
The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say: 'I wish
that jerk would've tried that stuff with me!'"