Thursday, January 29, 2009

Senior Couples!

Hi Gang,
Today we have a story about a couple of senior couples.
Bromo in Chicken Country calling the HOGS with a blonde 'thingy' before we join the Seniors

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was
flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the
car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My
problem is I've got two
chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo.
They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all
day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I' ll give you $100 for
your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered
into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their
seat belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San
Diego when suddenly he was
horrified!! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands
with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.
With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.
What the heck are you
doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money left over---so now
we're going to Sea World.

Such A Lovely Name...

A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in
back chatting.
Bernie turns to Marv and says, "Ya know, we went to a new restaurant last
night and had the best meal ever. Great prices, too."
Marv smiles and says, "Well, we like to eat out too. So what was the name of
this fine new eatery?"
Bernie says, "You'll going to have to help me out here a little. What's the
name of that pretty flower, smells sweet, often red, grows on a thorny
Marv grins again, "Well now, Bernie, sounds like a rose to me..."
"Yes, yes, that's it!" cries Bernie, then he calls ahead to his wife...
"Rose! Rose, honey, what was the name of that little restaurant we ate at
last night?"

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