Thursday, January 29, 2009

Star Crossed!

Hi Gang,
Today we visit with two beggars in Mexico City.
Bromo in Chicken Country calling the HOGS with a blonde 'thingy' before we join them.
She was Sooooooooooooooooo blonde .................................She got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
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Star-Crossed

Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City. One is holding a cross and one a Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect contributions.
People walk by, lift their noses at the man with the Star of David and drop money in the hat held by the man with the cross. Soon the hat of the man with the cross is filled and the hat of the man with the Star of David is empty.
A priest watches and then approaches the men. He turns to the man with the Star of David and says: "Young man. Don't you realize that this is a Catholic country? You'll never get any ontributions in this country holding a Star of David." And he walks off.
The man with the Star of David turns to the man with the cross and says:
"Moishe, can you imagine, this guy is trying to tell us how to run our business.
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