Adam's Ribs!

i gang,
Today we have a story about Adam's Rib.
Bromo in Chicken Country calling the HOGS with a blonde 'thingy' before we joion Adam & Eve.

A Blondie enters a store that sell curtains. She tells the salesman, "I
would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assured her that
they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed her several patterns,
but the blond seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects
a lovely pink floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains she
needed.
The blonde replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman, "That sounds very small, what room are
they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer
monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But, Miss, computers do not have curtains!"
Blondie says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"
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Adam's Ribs

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands....
When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.
"You're running around with other women," she told her mate.
"Eve, honey, you're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You know you're
the
only woman on earth."
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by a
strange
pain in the chest. It was his darling Eve poking him rather vigorously about
the
torso.
"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.
"Counting your ribs," said Eve.
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