Senility and the Spotlight!

Hi Gang,
Today we join two elderly women out driving in a large car.
Bromo in Chicken Country calling the HOGS with a blonde 'thingy' before we join them.

A state trooper was driving along in the country when he noticed a small
black coupe swerving all over the lonely back road. He put on his flashers
and pulled the car over. Hopping out of his cruiser, he then approached the
blonde lady driver.
"Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"
The blonde replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had
an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I
swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to
the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer
replied, "Ma'am...that's your air freshener."
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Senility Lamp; The Stoplight

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car -- both could barely see
over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an
intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I
could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light
was red again... and again they went right though.
This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had
been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting
nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next
intersection to see what was going on.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red, and
they went right through.
She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran
through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!"
Mildred turned to her and said "Oh, am I driving?"
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